Educational

Some of you may have seen my tweets saying that I was experiencing Broadband issues. When I am not searching for boobies on the net, I am an IT networking specialist so when I have a networking issue I have the knowledge and equipment to locate the problem. When my broadband speed plummeted one day, I soon proved it was an external issue.

At this point, my heart sunk. I would have to contact the broadband supplier helpdesk. As someone whose own life is made easier by the filtering skills of a help desk, I have to admit they serve their purpose. I only wish I could take a competence exam and earn the right to bypass stage one of making a support call.

As I dreaded, my support call failed to get through stage one, their remote diagnostic found no fault, so I started to be bombarded with their "clear your Internet cache" advice. My brother once has his telegraph pole knocked down by a joyrider and the helpline advice was to clear his Internet cache and cookies.

Days went by, I sent Emails explaining I had swapped all my equipment but the problem remains but the replies where always helpful advice on how to plug in my filters.

One evening I was tweeting the lovely Jayne Star from MyFreeCams explaining how I would not be able to make it to her live cum show because of my broadband problems when our conversation was interrupted by a tweet from my broadband supplier!

They obviously scan all tweets looking for their name to be taken in vain but it was quite amusing, and embarrassing, to have my cum show discussion interrupted.

Later, I contacted them again with my non-porn account and amazingly they got a real engineer to check the line and found a fault. My line was fixed today, unfortunately I now have the wait whilst the speed profile builds up again. To read more about IP profiles please continue reading.

Continue reading "Broadband support"

Back in the Anglo-Saxon era, the hare was worshipped as a symbol of Spring fertility. This evolved into the Christian Easter festival and the similar looking rabbit was adopted. The eggs are from an old German tradition, in that children were encouraged to leave out bonnets for rabbits to use as nests, and the following morning they would find that the rabbit has laid brightly coloured eggs.

Nowadays, all you need is a either a pair of bunny ears or a coloured egg, and you can promote your wares as "Easter themed"

I have previously ranted about Domain Parking. My experience shows that the only way to earn money is to have a domain that once was popular. Only then are there links everywhere ready to catch the unsuspecting surfer. I have a few domains that I never really used, electronicgraveyard was one. I have had these parked, but unless I spam everywhere, which is forbidden, there is no way it will get any visitors.

Google have also disallowed electronicgraveyard in their Adsense program, I have no idea why. Continue reading "Domain Parking"

Heres an interesting find. This strange lady explains how to unwrap an XBox. I found it very informative.

Continue reading "How to unwrap an XBox"

My favourite program at the moment is Aircrash investigation, shown on the National Geographic channel. Each week the program starts with a re-enactment of a real aircrash followed by a documentary showing how the investigators established the cause and the resulting actions to prevent recurrence.

What impresses me is the way they carry out an investigation. They do not just look for a single cause, they look for a reason why that cause was allowed to happen. For example, last weeks crash was caused by an ice build up. Most investigations would have ended there, but this investigation went on to conclude pilot fatigue was a major factor, and the way pilots schedules were organised was part of this. Continue reading "Aircrash Investigation"

As mentioned in a previous blog, the majority of my visitors come here looking for big bosoms. I was surprised that there so many people using the "polite" term.

Anyway, I may have a little treat in store for you all. Continue reading "New website for Big Bosom fans"

This was in my latest list of Google search queries. Some person searched google for topless inbetweeners. I am shocked, the show was based on school children FFS!

Looking at the search terms on my webmaster tools is quite enlightening. I never knew "Welsh boobs" were different and worth a search.

WTF is that word I hear you say! A few people will come to this page because they searched for the word on Google or Bing.

Continue reading "Hiybbprqag"

The thought for today is about garden equipment. I initially was going to find the difference between the two types of hoe. We have a Dutch hoe which appears to be the common one. There is another sort, with the blade at right angles to the handle, but I am struggling to find what this is called, apart from just "hoe".

Whilst searching, I happened across this page, Description on how to use a hoe, which made me realise - I have never been taught to use tools. Continue reading "Instruction manual for a hoe?"

Later this week I will be setting off on a long car journey. The county of Dorset is a half way point so I plan to find somewhere to visit and have a few hours break from driving. So I type in "Place to visit in Dorset" which returns 1.8 million hits.

Presented with a list of matches, I proceeded to click each one in turn. After reading the linked page I immediately returned to the list of Google finds. I had no idea of what site I had just looked at or what other features that site could offer me to find the information I wanted. As far as I was concerned I was treating the Internet like a single "Google" website.
Continue reading "Google is the Internet"